symptoms and prognosis

1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
   Symptoms then: Love
   Prognosis now:
   Ventricular fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction.
   
   
2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
   Symptoms then: Love
   Prognosis now: Parkinson's Disease
   
   
3. Constant smiling.
   Symptoms then: Love
   Prognosis now: Bell's Palsy
   
   
4. Absent mindedness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home.
   Symptoms then: Love
   Prognosis now: Early Onset of Alzheimer's Disease
   
   
5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when she calls or comes over.
   Symptoms then: Love
   Prognosis now: Multiple Sclerosis
   
   
6. Inability to stop thinking about her.
   Symptoms then: Love
   Prognosis now: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
   
   
7. Bruising on neck and other tender areas.
   Symptoms then: Love
   Prognosis now: Leukemia
   
   
8. Insomnia.
   Symptoms then: Love
   Prognosis now: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia
   
   
9. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel her when not in her presence.
   Symptoms then: Love
   Prognosis now: Schizophrenia
   
   

be careful with such a thing :P